For grown-ups

Take the Playhouse home

Tees and plush for the kids, the stories in print, and the narrator reading them out loud. Parent purchases, no kid accounts.

Merch

Merch

Wear the Playhouse. Sizes run kid-small to grown-up-large.

Kernel tee · grown-ups

$28

Same tee, grown-up sizes, for the ones who booked the night.

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Electric cap

$24

Electric blue with a Kernel patch. One size, adjustable.

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boing!

Sticker sheet

$6

Kiss-cut: both Kernels, boing!, the glasses, the wordmark. Waterproof.

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FRESH POPPED

Popcorn bags · 12-pack

$12

The striped Treat Bar bag, for movie nights we don’t cater.

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Kernel plush

$22

Ten inches of popped kernel, glasses stitched on. Machine washable.

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Books & magazines

Books & magazines

The stories, in print. Read-aloud picture books and a quarterly activity magazine.

Kernel’s PlayhouseTHE GREAT TURN-TAKING MIX-UP

The Great Turn-Taking Mix-Up

$14.99

Episode one as a 32-page read-aloud picture book. Ages 5–8.

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PAUSEPLANPLAYSeason OneEIGHT STORIES · ONE PLAYHOUSE

Season One · 8-book set

$69

All eight stories in a slipcase, plus the turn token from episode one.

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Book series

Kernel’s Playhouse Books

Six story series, twelve stories each, plus a colouring book. They are still being written, so nothing is for sale yet.

My Voice Belongs Here

Coming soon

Ages 4–8. Led by Kernel. 12 stories.

  • There Is a Seat for Me
  • I Can Ask for Help
  • My Feelings Can Have Names
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The Good Choices Club

Coming soon

Ages 4–9; extensions to 14. Led by Kernel. 12 stories.

  • The Ticket That Wasn't Mine
  • Kindness Without a Prize
  • Fair Does Not Always Mean Identical
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The Quiet Balcony

Coming soon

Ages 4–10. Led by Kernel. 12 stories.

  • We Can Arrive Slowly
  • Name the Weather Inside
  • One Comfortable Breath
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Dreamlight Stories

Coming soon

Ages 4–8. Led by Kernel. 12 stories.

  • The Theater That Folded Its Lights
  • Pip and the Unhurried Path
  • Six Glowbugs and a Floating Book
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Wonder Ears Academy

Coming soon

Ages 4–7, 8–10, 11–14. Led by Ladyfinger. 12 stories.

  • The Three-Sound Ticket
  • Rhymes Sail Through Storysea
  • First, Next, What Was Missing?
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Ready for Real Life

Coming soon

Ages 8–14. Led by Kernel. 12 stories.

  • A Plan with a First Step
  • The Time We Actually Have
  • Need, Want, and Later
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Kernel’s Playhouse Colouring Book

Coming soon

Ages 3–8. Big outlines of Kernel (with his cotton candy), Ladyfinger and friends, a scene from every series. Print book and printable pages.

  • Meet the cast
  • The magical movie theater
  • Dreamlight bedtime scenes
Printable pages PDF

Audiobooks

Audiobooks

The narrator reads Kernel’s stories. Download, play on the way to the show.

EPISODE ONE · 6 MIN

Audiobook · Episode one

$3.99

The Great Turn-Taking Mix-Up, read by the narrator. 6 minutes. MP3 download.

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SEASON ONE · 50 MIN

Audiobook · Season one

$14.99

All eight stories with the companion shorts. About 50 minutes. MP3 download.

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